This whole episode is legit queer culture. Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. They're fooling around! If I did, would you join me? Santana: I would love for things to get physical. You know the one. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. When listening to it and watching the scene I dont even realize that Naya has such a small part because her presence is the strongest there. Quinn: Flawless. She's dating Jesse. Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. Theyre so familiar with each other, the same interests and the same enemies. Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. Santana: Hello Lauren. Santana: Lets just keep this on point. Santana: I'm 25. Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn. I counted the number of times youd smile at me, and Id die on days that you didnt. Guppy face, trouty mouth. We don't have a choice. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. Santana: A baby? You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . ". She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. Mr. Santana: Why would I do that? Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? The second could be anything. I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. How could my running mate win and I didnt? Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. Sebastian and Santana, Cut Scene from Michael, Id throw this mocha in your face, but its not nearly scalding enough, Santana: Hey, what are you doing?" The transcendent vulnerability, more than weve ever seen from Santana. Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. Think I could get used to here in New York. Santana: I'm not! TINA: Sorry, Santana. Its last chapter its called I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart). Somebodys gotta look out for Brittany. Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? Santana: Completely! Is a drug dealer! I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. Quinn fresh from Jodie Fosters clambake in college, Santana nursing her heartbreak over Brittany, two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum, one curious and one lonely. In honor of learning even more. Wanna put a fish hook in those lips so cherry red, I miss you. Finn: No she's not. I adore you. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. out was so validating. Brittany: Wait are you mad? Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. Thank you Naya. Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. Unmatched sass and the best . And Santana! Sam: I'm Sam. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. Like a sad little panda. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. (sings in background) Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. You got a boob job. Maybe that has something to do with it. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. Ive listened to it about a gazillion times over the last many years, and it always gets me in my guts, but I forget what a punch it really is to my hearts face to watch the scene. You are the unicorn. Tina: Pretty much. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. And while coming to terms with her sexuality and feelings for Brittany certainly softened her and always and especially with Brittany herself it never weakened her resolve or ability to deliver a devastating verbal barb with the precision of an assassin. But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. cheese together or farted. And like Santana, I was so tired. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. No me gusta! Maybe I need Santana: I wish you'd hold my hand. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. (Quinn slams Santana . I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. Life is very high school. Rachel: What did I do?? Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Those romantic saps. No, kiss me! Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. Santana: No, you're lying. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. You suck at so many things. Lopez. (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). Santana: Well, that's why I brought you here, to cheer you up. And you know what? Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! She has a family! Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Santana: Okay, hold up. Okay! I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Can I talk to you for a second? Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. A profound loss. Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Everyone knows my role here is to look hot. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. I came out as a lesbian around the time Glee started, but as Glee went on and I loved it more and more (until I didnt, but thats beside the point), I also came out as a huge and utter nerd. Go. #monologues Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Santana: Yeah, totally. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. I might be related to Penelope. rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. You do play for another team.. you were on the Cheerios now you're only in the New Directions Santana: Are we dating or what? Youve seen hurricanes on the news, in movies, read about them in school. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? So in Season 2, when I heard those opening notes of a song I knew so well, when Santana Lopez herself sang my name right there on my TV screen, it felt like a gift just for me. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! Maybe he got tired of watching Alright, you know what Rachel? elaborate wet dreams. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. I was that kid at school for better or worse. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Sam I am. See I dont go here anymore, sue, and that means I can finally tell you exactly what I think of you. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? I have razor blades hidden in my hair. favorite Santana quote. No Trouty Mouth? Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. [voiceover] Holy sweet hell! Okay, wait hold up! Santana: Come on, screw her. What difference does it make? Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. You know what? Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Sue: You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins possibly derailing my bid for ten-year just as I'm trying to have a baby. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. You can buy one at the Party Store. I loved Buffy growing up, but I quickly learned that not everyone was into cheesy sci-fi, and nerd wasnt exactly a badge of honor in the 90s/early 2000s, so I only mentioned Buffy to people who mentioned it to me first. Naya Rivera, who played Glee's resident mean girl Santana Lopez, recently spilled some tea in her new book Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. Santana: You wanna have a duel? I wants on them froggy lips, and I wants on them now. Santana. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. Brittany: God, I'm so sad. But I only watched it for Naya Rivera as Santana. ". Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Kurt: We had a pact. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? Its hard to pick a favorite Santana solo, but I think its gotta be Songbird, for me, both for Santnas story arc and for Naya Riveras performance. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. Can that possibly be true? Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead Im just too tired. Thank you for giving me this space to remember Naya and Santana. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. I loved seeing her happy. How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. Oh ok. You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. MIKE: Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. with a They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? All day every day. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. I was 19 and just starting to allow myself to realize I was queer. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. with a mouth like cat's ass. Finn: The whole school already knows. Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? Sweet. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. : Tamara de Lempicka Didnt Care Who Knew, Trans Texans Are Being Surveilled, This Is Everyones Issue, I Had a Weekend to Explore Queer Miami, It Was a Pastel Paradise, You Need Help: You Fat-Shamed Your Beautiful Girlfriend, The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian Cinema, How Im Navigating Play Parties as a Disabled, Immunocompromised Kinkster, To L And Back: Generation Q Podcast 309: When a Fire Starts to Burn, Pop Culture Fix: Aubrey Plazas Sexy Disaster Reporter Was Too Weird Even for SNL, No Filter: Sarah Paulsons Birthday Post for Holland Taylor Cleared My Skin, This Is -Ussy: On Mainstream Cultures Embrace of Queer Language, Pop Culture Fix: Janelle Mone, Niecy Nash-Betts Win Critics Choice Awards. I think about that scene all the time. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. Come on, Quinn. Tons, just all up in there. Bad things!). And you know what? Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. I'm thinking about joining Shelby's new show choir. And he meant it. How does that sound? Oh, and leave your credit card. You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. This song is so depressing. Her ability to speak truth to power and call teachers (adults!) Dave: None of your business, J Lo. I just want you. That Santana contained multitudes, and that not all of those multitudes were nice, changed everything about what positive representation really meant on TV. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Its so hard to talk about Glee without talking about the rapidly changing world for gay rights that was also happening around it. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. Santana: And that's bad because? Perhaps youve read them, even. Id never heard anyone describe how hard it is quite like this, how violent it feels to yourself, once you know who you are but youre terrified of saying in the world: Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. Wait. Santana and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Follow them on Twitter! Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? Wrong-Flower and our Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. Brittany From Season 6 Episode 3 "Jagged Little Tapestry", aired January 16th, 2015 I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. If Santana Lopez, this small mouthy teenager could be brave enough to stop the war inside her then maybe, just maybe, then I could be brave enough, too. Were almost ten years later and Ill never forget her cadence as she says it, the hurt that flashes across her face. This is for us. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. Glee Season 6 Episode 3 Quotes [to Santana] Okay, I may be a genius, but how can I argue with the logic of your giant, generous heart? (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. someone who knows more than three dance moves: the finger wag, the Santana, Kurt, and Rachel, Guilty Pleasures. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. Its one of the least flashy numbers, but one of the best. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves:' the finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! I've waited 5 years for this. The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes But make no mistake. Oh please. this definitely makes me more curious about visiting Miami! Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. She was so committed. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Brittany: Really? Oh yeah. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Wherever your soul is, thank you. I feel like Michelle Obama. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more Actively pursuing and seducing a series of strapping young men throughout high school is not incongruous with eventually realizing youre gay! Santana: What did you just say to her? Waitress: But you ate it all. You know? Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. And were lesbians. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. Santana: Maybe if you made me some space, I'd care a little bit more. I accept that about you. On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. In the original, the unicorn was riding you. I hope she wouldve found it exhilarating. And that will exist forever. It's the best part of my day, okay? You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. Rachel: I will totally slap you again. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. You finally got an okay haircut. Brittany: Mm hm. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. Everyone! Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. [voiceover] I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, and not just because of the sexy candy striper outfit. I have been heartbroken over this. I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. Quinn: Sexting? Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. I am sorry, Finn. I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Santana slaps Finn, Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. Its so fucking ridiculous. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. Rachel: Okay, wait. It fit. It's more of my speed. Santana: Hottest guys in school. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. ". Slut. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. Santana: You did this to me! Or maybe it Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. Men. Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? You're a genius, Brittany. 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. Part of me. Santana: The truth about what? Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Santana: Al Roker is disgusting by the way. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. Cosas malas! She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. Maybe two seasons, if that. Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. I look hot and smart. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. (Looks at Rachel and Kurt) Do you see? So get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on. My private feelings. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? Every day just feels like a war. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. I understand. Santana: Who, Rachel? Rachel: No. Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. We talk about how Naya Rivera could deliver one of those relentless Glee monologues like no one else (true) and that the power and beauty of her voice is uncontested (also true) but Naya made Santana the funniest character on that show, hands-down. #teens. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Im a star. Santana: Yes I did. Hey! Those are all the things I think about when I watch Santana strut down the theatres aisle singing (gasp!) We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. It was ordering my steps. Monologues For Teens - Glee: Santana - Wattpad Wattpad scheduled for offline maintenance On Tuesday, January 10 between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM UTC (5:00 - 7:00 AM EST), Wattpad will be down for 2 hours to perform a database upgrade, in an effort to improve stability and performance issues. My spouse and I have only gone to 1 event, Nik- this is the response that LW needed and I hope she sees it. Those arent generic Latinx details. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, asphalt? And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Much and slap each other memory was a mouse in mine manage to be cute re wearing contacts... 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